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Hollywood’s MILF Stock Up; Hot Gay Men Stock Down

HOLLYWOOD, CA – Insiders are reporting a dramatic shift in Hollywood that has already affected the power structure in the heart of American cinema and may have even more drastic [continue reading...]

Posted on July 1st, 2008

Kutcher Thinks Aiken Should Be Disqualified from “Best Cougar” Contest

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Nearly a month after the news broke that Clay Aiken had impregnated 50-year-old friend and music producer Jaymes Foster by artificial insemination, Ashton Kutcher has finally [continue reading...]

Posted on June 26th, 2008

Pop Culture Mess: A Craving for Chocolate

SCNN has the pleasure of publishing installments from Fisherking’s memoirs. The elusive writer will be updating us on his quest for the Greatest Story Ever Written. To learn more, visit [continue reading...]

Posted on June 17th, 2008

Nick Hogan Enjoys Male Bonding in Prison

PINELLAS COUNTY, FL – Nick Hogan knew he would learn a lot about life when he was sentenced to eight months in jail for his role in a car accident [continue reading...]

Posted on June 12th, 2008

Kathy Griffin Tired of the Gays, Leaving California

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA – Kathy Griffin, of My Life on the D-List fame, has reportedly grown tired of all the gay people in California, and is hoping to move to [continue reading...]

Posted on June 10th, 2008

Spencer Pratt Arrested for Gay Bathroom Antics

LOS ANGELES, CA - Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag's boyfriend and resident Hills douche, was arrested this morning for soliciting an undercover officer for sex in the public restroom at a [continue reading...]

Posted on June 4th, 2008

Kirsten Dunst is a Vampire

LOS ANGELES, CA - While in rehab recently, Kristen Dunst revealed that she is, as was long-suspected, a vampire. The actress who fittingly rose to fame as temptress Claudia in [continue reading...]

Posted on May 28th, 2008

Poll of the Day: Who Should Just Go Lesbian Already?

Which Unlucky at Love Celeb Should Just Go Lesbian Already? [continue reading...]

Posted on May 16th, 2008

Friends Starting to Think Perez Hilton Might Be Gay

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA -- Friends of Perez Hilton have reported that they are beginning to ask some important questions about the eccentric celebrity blogger's sexuality. "I gotta tell you, man, I [continue reading...]

Posted on May 14th, 2008