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Breaking News: Jennifer Lopez Stepped in Dog Doo
LONG ISLAND, NY - Jennifer Lopez stepped in dog excrement this morning as she exited a Starbucks near her home, according to the local authorities. "Dispatch notified me at 0900 hours, [continue reading...]
Posted on July 17th, 2008
Hollywood’s MILF Stock Up; Hot Gay Men Stock Down
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Insiders are reporting a dramatic shift in Hollywood that has already affected the power structure in the heart of American cinema and may have even more drastic [continue reading...]
Posted on July 1st, 2008
Jennifer Lopez’s Twins Enrolled In Elite Boarding School Beginning This Fall
NEW YORK, NY – An embarrassing mix-up has led to Jennifer Lopez's two 5-month-old twins, Max and Emme, gaining enrollment into an elite New York boarding school. Chester Smartington, director of [continue reading...]
Posted on June 5th, 2008
Intercepted Message Reveals Suri Cruise’s Plan to Take Over the World
TELLURIDE, CO - Computer hackers have intercepted an email from the Cruise compound [continue reading...]
Posted on May 27th, 2008
Hollywood Pregnancies Attributed to Popular Diet Regimen
LOS ANGELES, CA - Following a major celebrity pregnancy trend, scientists have discovered conclusive evidence that the Master Cleanse diet counteracts the effectiveness of the birth control pill. The Master Cleanse, [continue reading...]
Posted on May 19th, 2008
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