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Kim Kardashian Extinguished Wildfire With Her Butt

MALIBU, CA - Kim Kardashian is being honored by Mayor Pamela Ulich for singlehandedly saving the small beach community from a massive wildfire. When a spark ignited in the Santa [continue reading...]

Posted on June 10th, 2008

Matthew McConaughey Wears Shirt; Apocalypse is Nigh

BIRMINGHAM, AL - Tarot card reader Mister Turban believes that the world will soon come to an end. "I read it in the cards," he told SCNN, "When Matthew McConaughey [continue reading...]

Posted on June 5th, 2008

Britney Spears Seeks Custody of Jamie Lynn’s Fetus

LOS ANGELES, CA - Citing "years of experience as a mother" and a "mastery of dealing with the spotlight," Britney Spears announced today that she is formally petitioning to take [continue reading...]

Posted on May 10th, 2008

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