Ryan Seacrest Archives

Damn That Stephen King

SCNN has the pleasure of publishing installments from Fisherking's memoirs. The elusive writer will be updating us on his quest for the Greatest Story Ever Written. To learn more, visit [continue reading...]

Posted on June 16th, 2008

Joel McHale Asked To Leave Homeless Shelter

LOS ALAMITOS, CA -- The Los Alamitos County Sheriff’s Office issued a citation for lewd and disorderly conduct to E! Television personality Joel McHale Wednesday, after the 36 year-old actor [continue reading...]

Posted on May 23rd, 2008

Local dude who kind of looks like David Cook getting a lot of action these days

ERIE, PA -- 26-year-old table waiter and part time actor John Weston has never been all that great with the ladies. But recently, all that has changed. Weston bears a resemblance [continue reading...]

Posted on May 21st, 2008

Over-excited Paula Abdul simultaneously explodes into a billion pieces

HOLLYWOOD, CA -- Tonight's American Idol finale ended in tragedy when an overly excited Paula Abdul simultaneously exploded into a billion pieces, showering the audience with body parts and leaving [continue reading...]

Posted on May 20th, 2008

Ryan Seacrest to Run for Mayor

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA - Ryan Seacrest has announced that he will run for mayor of West Hollywood in the next election. "He is a shoo-in," said an SCNN source close to [continue reading...]

Posted on May 16th, 2008

David Cook proposes duel to the death to resolve Idol

HOLLYWOOD, CA -- In what would be one of the biggest duels in American history, David Cook has proposed a three-round fight to the death to determine the winner of [continue reading...]

Posted on May 15th, 2008

Are you excited for the Idol finale tonight?

Are you excited for the Idol finale tonight? [continue reading...]

Posted on May 14th, 2008

Long to Seacrest: Stay away from Bradshaw

GLENDALE, AZ -- The disgustingly playful connection between Howie Long and Terry Bradshaw was immediately apparent from the moment the two Hall-of-Famers took the same stage in 1993, when Fox [continue reading...]

Posted on January 31st, 2008