Simon Cowell Archives

Fantasia, Kelly Clarkson in talks with Playboy

LOS ANGELES, CA -- On the heels of another season of American Idol – the show's eighth successful year – word out of Los Angeles has first- and third-season winners [continue reading...]

Posted on June 20th, 2008

“So You Think You Can Dance” Renamed

STUDIO CITY, CA - After four controversial seasons, "So You Think You Can Dance" producers have decided to change the name to "Look How Bad You Dance." "The fans wanted a [continue reading...]

Posted on June 2nd, 2008

Under New California Law, Aiken Will Marry

NEW YORK, NY - Clay Aiken has announced that she will wed her longtime girlfriend this fall under California's new gay-marriage laws. "To celebrate California's new acceptance of gay marriage, my [continue reading...]

Posted on May 29th, 2008

The American Idol Winner is…LOLcat

LOS ANGELES, CA - The votes have been tallied, the results are final, and in a shocking twist, this year's American Idol is LOLcat. "I r sooo thrild," said LOL. "Wants [continue reading...]

Posted on May 21st, 2008

Local dude who kind of looks like David Cook getting a lot of action these days

ERIE, PA -- 26-year-old table waiter and part time actor John Weston has never been all that great with the ladies. But recently, all that has changed. Weston bears a resemblance [continue reading...]

Posted on May 21st, 2008

Over-excited Paula Abdul simultaneously explodes into a billion pieces

HOLLYWOOD, CA -- Tonight's American Idol finale ended in tragedy when an overly excited Paula Abdul simultaneously exploded into a billion pieces, showering the audience with body parts and leaving [continue reading...]

Posted on May 20th, 2008

David Cook proposes duel to the death to resolve Idol

HOLLYWOOD, CA -- In what would be one of the biggest duels in American history, David Cook has proposed a three-round fight to the death to determine the winner of [continue reading...]

Posted on May 15th, 2008

Syesha Mercado gets West Virginia’s Delegates from Hillary Clinton

CHARLOTTESVILLE, W.Va. -- With a stirring pair of songs, Syesha Mercado won the West Virginia democratic presidential primary Tuesday night, but it's not expected to matter in her quest to [continue reading...]

Posted on May 14th, 2008

Are you excited for the Idol finale tonight?

Are you excited for the Idol finale tonight? [continue reading...]

Posted on May 14th, 2008

Carly Smithson thinks she’s still alive on American Idol

HOLLYWOOD, CA -- According to reports from sources close to the competition, eliminated American Idol contestant Carly Smithson is having a pretty difficult time grasping that she's no longer a [continue reading...]

Posted on May 11th, 2008