Spencer Pratt Archives

Spencer Pratt Wants You To Know About His Giant Penis

LOS ANGELES, CA - Spencer Pratt wants you to know that he really does have a large penis. "It's huge," he told SCNN. "For real. Big. Heidi, if she was here [continue reading...]

Posted on July 1st, 2008

Audrina Talks to SCNN Exclusively About the LC Sex Tape

HOLLYWOOD HILLS, CA – Audrina Partridge, in an exclusive interview with SCNN, has revealed that she has seen the shocking and explosive Lauren Conrad sex tape, and says that it’s [continue reading...]

Posted on June 10th, 2008

Kim Kardashian Extinguished Wildfire With Her Butt

MALIBU, CA - Kim Kardashian is being honored by Mayor Pamela Ulich for singlehandedly saving the small beach community from a massive wildfire. When a spark ignited in the Santa [continue reading...]

Posted on June 10th, 2008

Audrina Partridge Gets a Reality Show Within “The Hills”

HOLLYWOOD, CA - In an effort to make even more money, MTV has announced that Audrina Partridge of "The Hills" will star in her own show within the hit reality [continue reading...]

Posted on May 31st, 2008

Heidi Montag Crushed By Ego

Rising epidemic claims its third Hollywood victim

LOS ANGELES, CA - Heidi Montag, girlfriend to Spencer Pratt, arch nemesis to Lauren Conrad, and star of the hit MTV show “The Hills,” was crushed to death by her [continue reading...]

Posted on May 8th, 2008

Spencer from The Hills makes anti-fantasy football comments, solidifies title as ‘biggest douche ever’

HOLLYWOOD HILLS, CA -- Spencer Pratt, long established as the biggest douche in modern America, has reportedly clinched the title as biggest douche in human history after making a series [continue reading...]

Posted on November 5th, 2007