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Katie Holmes Endorses Tom Cruise for President

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - Early this morning Katie Holmes released a statement that names Tom Cruise as her official choice for the 2008 presidential election. "Tom Cruise is a natural leader. [continue reading...]

Posted on May 15th, 2008

Parliament Legalizes Drugs for People Named Amy Winehouse

LONDON, ENGLAND - After Amy Winehouse's numerous legal woes, Parliament decided to make drugs legal in the UK for people named Amy Winehouse. "We passed the vote unanimously," said Minister [continue reading...]

Posted on May 14th, 2008

Scoop: Paula Abdul on American Idol Finalists

SCNN Exclusive! We sat down with Paul Abdul to talk about this year's top 3 aspiring singers. Last night, dreadlocked crooner Jason Castro was sent home, leaving Syesha Mercado, David [continue reading...]

Posted on May 8th, 2008

Lohan has new boy toy

LONDON, ENGLAND -- BBC News has confirmed reports from SCNN sources that troubled young starlet Lindsay Lohan has been spotted canoodling with one of Britain's top bachelors. The lucky dog [continue reading...]

Posted on February 17th, 2008

Gandolfini whacks neighbor to celebrate Rutgers win

LONG ISLAND, NY -- Following Thursday's upset of #2 South Florida, former Sopranos star and Rutgers alum James Gandolfini was arrested for allegedly killing his nextdoor neighbor during the post [continue reading...]

Posted on October 20th, 2007

Britney Spears edges Mike Wilbon in SportsNation poll

BRISTOL, CT -- Oops, Britney Spears is number one again – but this time it has nothing to do with music. An ESPN SportsNation poll crowned Britney's new hairdo as [continue reading...]

Posted on March 3rd, 2007