Miley Cyrus Still Talking About That Time She Posed Nude

NASHVILLE, TN – Today's press conference with Miley Cyrus took an odd turn when the topic of the Disney stars controversial photos from Vanity Fair came up. Despite the original intention [continue reading...]

Posted on July 2nd, 2008

Next Fall TV Lineup Will Include Law and Order: Border Patrol

SAN DIEGO, CA -Production has begun on the newest addition to the Law and Order series, Law and Order: Border Patrol. The show will follow the traditional L&O format wherein [continue reading...]

Posted on July 2nd, 2008

Hollywood’s MILF Stock Up; Hot Gay Men Stock Down

HOLLYWOOD, CA – Insiders are reporting a dramatic shift in Hollywood that has already affected the power structure in the heart of American cinema and may have even more drastic [continue reading...]

Posted on July 1st, 2008

Spencer Pratt Wants You To Know About His Giant Penis

LOS ANGELES, CA - Spencer Pratt wants you to know that he really does have a large penis. "It's huge," he told SCNN. "For real. Big. Heidi, if she was here [continue reading...]

Posted on July 1st, 2008

Paris Hilton Deleted Kim Kardashian From Her MySpace Top 8

Today's top entertainment news: SCNN has learned that Paris Hilton removed Kim Kardashian from her Top 8 friends on myspace.com. Celebrity analysts from across the country agree that this subtle [continue reading...]

Posted on June 30th, 2008

Britney Sues Kevin for Custody of the Playstation 2

HOLLYWOOD – The often-times ugly relationship between former married couple Britney Spears and Kevin Federline has just become uglier. Court records obtained by SCNN show that Spears is suing her ex-husband [continue reading...]

Posted on June 28th, 2008

Even Ashanti Forgot About Ashanti

LOS ANGELES, CA - Last night at the BET Awards, R&B singer Ashanti apparently forgot that she is a hip black female artist. She also reportedly neglected to remember that [continue reading...]

Posted on June 26th, 2008

Kutcher Thinks Aiken Should Be Disqualified from “Best Cougar” Contest

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Nearly a month after the news broke that Clay Aiken had impregnated 50-year-old friend and music producer Jaymes Foster by artificial insemination, Ashton Kutcher has finally [continue reading...]

Posted on June 26th, 2008

Wu-Tang Clan Pulls Support of Green Causes

STATEN ISLAND, NY -- Powerhouse hip hop crew the Wu-Tang Clan have pulled their public support of green causes, after discovering that they focus on a general movement towards preserving [continue reading...]

Posted on June 20th, 2008

Even Ben Thinks Casey is the Cooler Affleck

LOS ANGELES, CA -- After engaging in what he termed a "Casey-athon" over the past several days, Ben Affleck has come to the inevitable conclusion that his brother Casey is [continue reading...]

Posted on June 20th, 2008