Ann Curry goes bananas at Beijing restaurant

BEIJING -- Anne Curry absolutely flipped out Thursday evening at a Beijing restauarant, when the waitress neglected to serve her the customary fortune cookie that concludes a Chinese meal in [continue reading...]

Posted on August 15th, 2008

Breaking News: Jennifer Lopez Stepped in Dog Doo

LONG ISLAND, NY - Jennifer Lopez stepped in dog excrement this morning as she exited a Starbucks near her home, according to the local authorities. "Dispatch notified me at 0900 hours, [continue reading...]

Posted on July 17th, 2008

Brett Favre Not Retiring

GREEN BAY, WI - Legendary Packers quarterback Brett Favre announced today that he will not be retiring from sports this year. "I was really dreading retirement, to be honest," he said [continue reading...]

Posted on July 16th, 2008

Rachael Ray Ate Oprah’s Dogs With EVOO and Spicy Wasabi Mango Dipping Sauce

NEW YORK, NY - Fans of the Rachael Ray show were treated to an extra-special recipe during yesterday's episode: Oprah Winfrey's pet dogs. "Well guys, I just got back from my [continue reading...]

Posted on July 15th, 2008

Madonna Reveals Her Youth

LONDON, ENGLAND - Fans of Madonna all know that the multitalented mommy turned fifty this year. In an exclusive interview with [continue reading...]

Posted on July 15th, 2008

Miley Cyrus Still Talking About That Time She Posed Nude

NASHVILLE, TN – Today's press conference with Miley Cyrus took an odd turn when the topic of the Disney stars controversial photos from Vanity Fair came up. Despite the original intention [continue reading...]

Posted on July 2nd, 2008

Next Fall TV Lineup Will Include Law and Order: Border Patrol

SAN DIEGO, CA -Production has begun on the newest addition to the Law and Order series, Law and Order: Border Patrol. The show will follow the traditional L&O format wherein [continue reading...]

Posted on July 2nd, 2008

Hollywood’s MILF Stock Up; Hot Gay Men Stock Down

HOLLYWOOD, CA – Insiders are reporting a dramatic shift in Hollywood that has already affected the power structure in the heart of American cinema and may have even more drastic [continue reading...]

Posted on July 1st, 2008

Spencer Pratt Wants You To Know About His Giant Penis

LOS ANGELES, CA - Spencer Pratt wants you to know that he really does have a large penis. "It's huge," he told SCNN. "For real. Big. Heidi, if she was here [continue reading...]

Posted on July 1st, 2008

Paris Hilton Deleted Kim Kardashian From Her MySpace Top 8

Today's top entertainment news: SCNN has learned that Paris Hilton removed Kim Kardashian from her Top 8 friends on myspace.com. Celebrity analysts from across the country agree that this subtle [continue reading...]

Posted on June 30th, 2008